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thewunderkind) wrote2010-10-27 07:35 am
thewunderkind) wrote2010-10-27 07:35 am
Electrify. Emulsify. Change Direction. Taking Revenge on a Koopa is Most Amusing.
[Oh Wendy. Wendy. Girl sometimes you're pretty cool like with that whole Cyrus thing, but some things you'll have th learn the hard way that some boundaries are not meant to be overstepped. Like the lesson that you really shouldn't threaten or try to soil the reputation of Lash's Nanny (womanizer? Okay. Touching little kids in weird ways? I don't think so). You don't try to mess with her, cause that also means you have to deal with 120 some pounds of a 5'4" afro wunderkind. The type with an IQ you only wish you could have half of, who clearly likes to toss her own moral epics the moment it suits her needs.
Like right now.]
That morning, another letter was plastered all over the walls with an explanation on top. See, the fact that Lash has had access to your own writing and is good at manipulating data means it might look pretty authentic to the naked eye. Sorry Volgin, she knows you're a big boy and you can take this letter. It's not like you did anything wrong, just a Koopa having a crush on you]
We have been watching, Wendy.
We know what this is.
A smear campaign so that your own love letter passes behind a smokescreen.
We have it. And now we share it to the rest of the school.
We are anonymous.
We are legion.
We do not forgive.
We will not forget.
[The scan looks like the letter was written on Koopa-themed writing paper and xeroed all over campus]
My dearest Volgin ♥
I've been thinking about you all the time. Forget that Raikov, you're clearly meant to be with me. You are so beautiful ♥ I know it sounds really weird because you're a human and I'm a koopa, but I love you. You make my icy heart melt with your lightning touch. I don't want you to be my human teacher... you're too good for that. I wouldn't want to see you get hurt.
But I do want you to be at my side forever as we conquer the eight worlds of my black koopa heart. ♥
Do you like me:
Y[ ] N[ ]
- Wendy
Like right now.]
That morning, another letter was plastered all over the walls with an explanation on top. See, the fact that Lash has had access to your own writing and is good at manipulating data means it might look pretty authentic to the naked eye. Sorry Volgin, she knows you're a big boy and you can take this letter. It's not like you did anything wrong, just a Koopa having a crush on you]
We have been watching, Wendy.
We know what this is.
A smear campaign so that your own love letter passes behind a smokescreen.
We have it. And now we share it to the rest of the school.
We are anonymous.
We are legion.
We do not forgive.
We will not forget.
[The scan looks like the letter was written on Koopa-themed writing paper and xeroed all over campus]
My dearest Volgin ♥
I've been thinking about you all the time. Forget that Raikov, you're clearly meant to be with me. You are so beautiful ♥ I know it sounds really weird because you're a human and I'm a koopa, but I love you. You make my icy heart melt with your lightning touch. I don't want you to be my human teacher... you're too good for that. I wouldn't want to see you get hurt.
But I do want you to be at my side forever as we conquer the eight worlds of my black koopa heart. ♥
Do you like me:
Y[ ] N[ ]
- Wendy
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He had coffee. Consider that mouthful spat up and staining the copy he was eying brown.
He would have preferred some of the other students in his class.Still, it was intriguing nonsense, but his heart could not be summarized in fucking bureaucratic checkboxes. This ... "koopa" had the right idea, but the wrong approach.
Later, he was referring to directory for this... "Wendy" the "Koopa", wanting to pull aside the student in person than from behind little typed words.]
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So, there he is, doing his usual business of looming and looking down, down at people... and things that are sort of people and not-people pretending to be.]
Restoring our pristine halls?
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Something like that. Whoever did this is trying way too hard.
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A considering, purr of a "hmm":]
Now, you know where I could find a certain... "Wendy O. Koopa"?
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