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Lash ([personal profile] thewunderkind) wrote2009-06-18 12:02 am
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Whaaat


I'M IN THE LIBRARY.

[identity profile] safetyglasses.livejournal.com 2009-06-18 04:09 am (UTC)(link)
*He's laughing at you, you know.*

... Nice isn't it?

[identity profile] safetyglasses.livejournal.com 2009-06-18 04:22 am (UTC)(link)
Yes. Well. I suppose that was bound to happen sooner or later.

[identity profile] safetyglasses.livejournal.com 2009-06-18 04:34 am (UTC)(link)
What in the-- HEIMLICH, YOU SHOVED TOO MUCH IN.

Re: *2 minutes later*

[identity profile] blondprodigy.livejournal.com 2009-06-18 04:45 am (UTC)(link)
*brb rinsing mouth out FOREVER and also hiccuping many bubbles up along the way never touch me again Lashwell oh god*

Re: *2 minutes later*

[identity profile] safetyglasses.livejournal.com 2009-06-18 05:26 am (UTC)(link)
It's something you mustn't question or pry deep in to. There is a very delicate balance involved.

Re: *2 minutes later*

[identity profile] safetyglasses.livejournal.com 2009-06-18 06:01 am (UTC)(link)
It's... not something that is entirely explainable. If it happens again just roll with it, but don't attempt doing it on your own. Doing so without proper instruction might cause the atoms making up your being to split and...

Well that just isn't something we want to deal with.

Er. No. Not really.

Re: *2 minutes later*

[identity profile] safetyglasses.livejournal.com 2009-06-18 06:19 am (UTC)(link)
Ha, ha, ha. It doesn't exactly work that way. You see, you lack the proper desire and motivation and ability to curb the results. It's both very complicated and fairly simple once you know what you are supposed to do, but I'm not telling you what you're supposed to do. I rather like my body in one piece, thank you.


No, you'd just look like an uncultured buffoon.

Re: *Hello I am just going to notice one part of this*

[identity profile] safetyglasses.livejournal.com 2009-06-18 06:22 am (UTC)(link)
Did you just swear?

Re: *Confused Lash is confused*

[identity profile] safetyglasses.livejournal.com 2009-06-18 06:57 am (UTC)(link)
No no no. I was inferring that if you had just sworn, than yes, you would have appeared to be a buffoon. (Though really it would be me looking the buffoon at the moment.)

But you didn't, so you don't appear as one at the moment.

No I didn't call you a buffoon. And no it isn't.

Re: *Confused Lash is confused*

[identity profile] safetyglasses.livejournal.com 2009-06-18 07:15 am (UTC)(link)
Good plan.

Ha, ha, ha. Couldn't imagine why!