[Backdated 17th at Night]

[thewunderkind]

wooooow.

i never knew vodka was that strong. it tastes so bad too until you give it a few shots. did you know it's 40%, or sometimes 60% pure alcohol? maaaan it's kinda twisted when you think about it because they use the same stuff for rocket fuel.tee hee heeeeeeeeeeeeeeee, woops I didn't lift my finger.like thisssssssssssssss.

so! rocket fuel.i wonder if i could jump off the building then then BLAST OFF.wooooooosh!

you know it's nice that it wasn't raining outside, it was kinda hard to come back here from the town tee hee. it was nice, everyone was partying so muuuch! awww yeah! I feel down the hill once but I rolled down, so it was okay!

I...think I'm in my room. yeap! Those look likekumatora's socks. Man, you should wash them, they smell nasty!nasty nasty nasty!

Well that was fun. we should do this again.

Oh oh! Prof ganondorf. g-dorf. Yeah, sorry about your shack. it got kinda busted a little bit. BOOOOOM! wood burns. who would have known.

Comments

[black-hawke.livejournal.com]

Lash.

What did you do.

[thewunderkind]

Oh hi Hawke Birdy! Pretty pretty Birdy! Tee hee!

I went to Ganondorf's Shack. I mixed some drinks.

You know what's good? White russians. NOw, you gotta be careful about how much creme of coffee you put in, but maaaan, once it hits you down the throat it burns like hell.

You like coffee. What's your favortie type of coffee?

[blondprodigy.livejournal.com]

haha you areee so drunk. I knwe thius would happen but it probably make up for not greening wear.

[safetyglasses.livejournal.com]

....Jeff.

[raced_god]

Jeff.

Here, have fun~

[boxingmidget.livejournal.com]

...Lash? You alright?

Re: Here, have fun~

[thewunderkind]

Max junior! Hiiiiiiiiiiii.

[icequeen-aran.livejournal.com]

I should have known.

[thewunderkind]

hey this is all your fault for not stopping us, woops.

[raced_god]

So whose idea was it?

I need to know who to yell at more.

[reign-of-power.livejournal.com]

Not if I get to them before you.

[getthisguyoffme.livejournal.com]

Lash, are you drunk? And why didn't you invite me along?

[thewunderkind]

Noooo. Slightly having a problem with alcohol intoxication.

He had too much to drink too

[geometricmagic.livejournal.com]

did you give my plant vodka?

AUTOMATIC RAGE

[icequeen-aran.livejournal.com]

Get out.

*guess who is also sloshed*

[oso-tigre.livejournal.com]

HEY

your socks dont smell like spring chickens either why am i typing this im sitting acros the room from you

Re: *guess who is also sloshed*

[thewunderkind]

are you sure your muns are okay with us being here, do you think they will show samus her own ass?

[gohomeandcrybby.livejournal.com]

VOLKNER IS EASYER TO INGEST WHEN YOU'RE NOT A PLANT.

[thewunderkind]

is volkner a type of vodka?

[CODEC CALL TO BLONDE GUY]

[thewunderkind]

HEEEY!

HEY HEY HEY HEY HEY HEY HEY HEY RAIDEN HEY HEY HEY HEY

RAIDEN

HEY HEY

HEEEEEEY!

LISTEN!

[OW OW OW MY FREAKIN' EARS]

[whitedeviljack.livejournal.com]

What what what?! What's going on?

[lovely-wind.livejournal.com]

Good heavens! Are you all right, dahling?

[thewunderkind]

hi mom!

Green might not be totally sober, but dammit he has practice inthe morning.

[hasmorepokemon.livejournal.com]

Vodka on St. Patrick's? What kind of sad excuse is that?!

I'see you've had a bit to drink yourself.

Re: Green might not be totally sober, but dammit he has practice inthe morning.

[thewunderkind]

Nononono for the last time it is slight alcohol intoxication brought on by quantum physics.

[orange-leader.livejournal.com]

Moderation is a wonderful thing, Lash.

[thewunderkind]

you're not the boss of me now. i can drink how much i want.

Whoa what a bad time to be looking over the journal network

[hasbandanacap.livejournal.com]

Did...you get yourself drunk?

Re: Whoa what a bad time to be looking over the journal network

[thewunderkind]

why must i say it a billion trillion times, i am not drunk, i am midly alcohol intoxicated.

[warpstar-rider.livejournal.com]

Poyo? Vodka poyo?

Poyoyo, you're acting a little different poyo...

[thewunderkind]

hi bro!

[yellow-binesi.livejournal.com]

Lash, you're acting different. What happened?

[thewunderkind]

i got drunk!

[purpleespionage.livejournal.com]

[Espio just makes a face at the entry and shakes his head before closing the window.]

[monotreme-101.livejournal.com]

Ganondorfs party shack got destroyed?

Noooooooooooooo!

[monotreme-101.livejournal.com]

...wait... everyone was out getting drunk and I was in my dorm doing HOMEWORK!?

NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!

[givemeyouranswerdo]

I guess you overdid it, huh? Well, do you need someone to hold your head?

[thewunderkind]

oh hi hi hi daisy. daisy get what.

[operatingbuddy]

Query: Lash, are you malfunctioning?

[thewunderkind]

roooobooooot.

no no i have a slight alcohol intoxication at the moment.

[orangestarbeats]

Okay, Lash, I think you've had enough to drink.

[thewunderkind]

jaaaaake.

jaaake.

i'm so sorry

for slapping you.

please don't tell rachel.

[iamtheeggman]

WHAT IS THAT RACKET?!

[thewunderkind]

hi dad!!