YOUR ATTENTION PLEASE

[thewunderkind]

[There is now a public e-mail in all of the school's mailboxes that seems to becoming from lovemachinen1@smash.gov

Upon opening it, the e-mail is as follows.]

YOUR ATTENTION PLEASE!

Despite numerous warnings, student Milimili has continued to harass the love machine. Therefore, databanks are being overflowed into mass e-mail as a lesson.

Records indicate that;

- Milimili enjoys crushing with herself
- Claims to be dating Red, Volgin and Gideon

- Has crushes on the following people;
- Cyrus
- Izzy
- Lyra
- Raikov
- Max
- Sasha

As data kept being changed, we suspect most of the information to be falsified.

Thank you for your continued patronage of Love Calculator Bot 3000. Rest assured that any other information not regarding this incident will be kept confidential unless you try to tamper with the results like she did, and there will be three warnings.

Have a nice day.

- Your friendly neighborhood lovebot

Comments

[majorcrotchgrab.livejournal.com]

[boxingmidget.livejournal.com]

[He stared at this for an hour to truly form an intelligible opinion on it.]

[Gross.]

[pink-shroom.livejournal.com]

[Oh dear.]

[cupofbatnoodles.livejournal.com]

[Hahaha what is this.]

[tank-rockarms.livejournal.com]

::... who is Mililililil.::

[haselectrolytes.livejournal.com]

[Tsk. To think she wasted a perfectly good sammich on that machine.]

[will-be-god.livejournal.com]

[[Of course the information was falsified. I merely tested it with the first names that came to mind.]]

[sicklypriest.livejournal.com]

[More spam e-mails...]

[trick_room]