In which Lash looses a lot of chicks

[thewunderkind]

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I think the chickens turned into monsters! Then they all fled except one of them. He's in my hair right now, hissing at everything.

I called him Hissy.
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...anyone seen fourteen baby chicks running around campus? They somehow broke free of the hex netting I had made for them in the abandoned warehouse nearby. I tagged them all with microchips to be able to follow them, but something is messing with my radar detector right now. Too much electrical interference... sometimes I see blips but they are moving around so fast!

They are white with spikes and ...hold on lemme take a picture of the last one left.

[Hissy.jpg]
[[Aris did this picture it is awesome.]]

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[haselectrolytes.livejournal.com]

Yer not getting your money back btw so don't even ask.

[thewunderkind]

Okay then...I'll show you!

[thewunderkind]

[Lash then hacked into Raikou's paypalz.net account and deduces the amount of money she paid her. And a dollar more for the transaction fees into another bank account that isn't traceable to herself.

Not that. It won't be hard to know it's her, since she is probably the only one that got suckered into buy fifteen of those little things. Also she did say 'I'll show you!']

[thewunderkind]

Tee hee hee!

[..and her obvious gloating weakness.]

[haselectrolytes.livejournal.com]

...

You are so dead if we live though chickalypse.

[Next time Lash. Next time!]

[yellow-binesi.livejournal.com]

Why the fuck did you buy 15 of them anyways.

[thewunderkind]

Chickens. Abandoned Warehouse. Eggs. Maybe meat later.

[yellow-binesi.livejournal.com]

EGGS? MEAT LATER??? THE FUCK you're fucking gross.

[thewunderkind]

Chickens lay eggs.

[yellow-binesi.livejournal.com]

Meat meaning you're gonna kill 'em later, right?! THAT'S WHAT I MEANT BY YOU BEING FUCKING GROSS.

[thewunderkind]

I said maybe! Depends how cute they would have turned out as adults but I guess now we both know it's a bad idea, right?!

[yellow-binesi.livejournal.com]

STILL FUCKING GROSS TO EVEN CONSIDER IT

I HOPE ONE OF THOSE CHICKFUCKS PECK YOU TO DEATH

[thewunderkind]

OH COME ON, THIS IS A TOTALLY DIFFERENT THING!

[yellow-binesi.livejournal.com]

SO WHAT, IF THEY DID GROW UP TO BE FUCKING UGLY, YOU'D HAVE USED THEM FOR MEAT?

THAT'S WHAT I MEAN BY FUCKING GROSS.

[whitedeviljack.livejournal.com]

...I saw two of them playing video games in the common rooms. One was working the d-pad and the other was doing the other buttons.

Lash, what are they?

[thewunderkind]

...Chickens? I got them at the fair.

[whitedeviljack.livejournal.com]

They're everywhere. I even found some in the toilet.

[thewunderkind]

I think they might be multiplying at an accelerated rate.

You're not...hurt are you?

[whitedeviljack.livejournal.com]

Great.

I'm fine. You're okay, right?

[thewunderkind]

I'm looking online to see if something similar happened in other towns before. With luck there might be a cure of some sort. Kinda hard when you don't even know what they are called...

Good. And don't worry about me. Hissy seems to keep the ones that come too close to me at bay anyway.

[whitedeviljack.livejournal.com]

They're like little chicks... only creepy. Cricks? Creeps?

That's good.

[thewunderkind]

Something like that! I don't really get it, to be honest. Hissy the Crick sounds okay, I guess.

Anyway.

If you got any problems, just send me a message or something.

[whitedeviljack.livejournal.com]

Right. You do the same SASHA.

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[pkmachomega.livejournal.com]

Wait. The chick is a monster, and you're keeping it in your hair?!

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[thewunderkind]

It's not hurting me! Actually it's keeping the other chickens from touching me, I think.