[EMERGENCY TXT MESSAGE TO LASH AND JEFF'S FRIENDS]

[Sent at this moment]

FOUNTAIN CRASH. JEFF ACCIDENT. NOT NORMAL. AGED REGRESSED.

NOT FROM SAME TIME. DUNNO WHAT IS GOING ON BUT NEED YOU GUYS THERE, ASAP. FALCON AND I HERE RIGHT NOW.

LUCAS, TONY, MAXWELL, POO, NESS, AND PAULA ESPECIALLY. GET YOUR ASSES DOWN HERE NOW.

WTF WTF WTF WTF WTF WTF.