thewunderkind: (Drama Hands)
I don't believe this! KINDLE IS DEAD!

[Did she go to Hawke's room, look at the dead floating fish in the tank and return to her room to type this not realizing she typed it on the network instead of a private e-mail and that others might think she means the real Kindle? Possibly visiting her Commander's room to feed fish while Hawke was still asleep?

..yes. To both of those.]
thewunderkind: (Jeffwouldyoulikebrowniesbeforebed)
>I SWEAR WHOEVER DID THIS, I WILL FUCKING FIND OUT WHO YOU ARE. I WILL FIND OUT WHO YOU ARE, AND I WILL MAKE YOU REGRET EVEN COMING UP WITH THIS STUPID IDEA IN THE FIRST PLACE.

YOU DON'T HAVE JUST ME TO CONTEMPT EITHER, I'VE GOT A BUNCH OF OTHER PEOPLE WHO YOU'VE ANGERED THAT WILL BE MORE THAN HAPPY TO PUT A BULLET TO YOUR HEAD. AND THOSE ARE THE NICE GUYS.

ME? HA! YOU'RE GONNA WISH IT WAS ONLY A BULLET TO YOUR HEAD. IF I WAS YOU I WOULD START WORRYING. I'M GOING TO FIND YOU. I DON'T CARE IF IT TAKES ONE DAY OR A WHOLE TEN YEARS!

I

AM

GOING TO FIND YOU.

Uh everyone else, I guess I am kinda sorry about what happened yesterday. And I'm not pregnant haha. And I'm still a virgin.
Private to Zapdos )

Private to Hawke )
thewunderkind: (Cute Love)
[There is a video. It looks like Lash, but she is clutching a...heart pillow? She's probably been drugged, right? There is a dreamlike sigh.]

Oh Alejandro... [she turns to the camera]

Hey Smash Academy. I was on fire yessterday that was weird but WHO CARES ABOUT THAT AND WHAT HAPPENED. You know the new student, [dreamlike sigh] Alejandro? Well he's mine! No one is to touch him but me, got that?

[And another dreamful sigh] Alejandro, Alejandro...where are you? [She gazes at the heart pillow before returning to love-filled gazed at the camera. It is tilted into a myspace angle so you can better see the goods.]

Alejandro! This is for you! I found this letter in french~ and I thought about learning the language for you but that would take too long, so I used a transulating program to do it for me! I hope you are watching this because [Single tear, she wipes it away.] I miss you so much.

[She takes out a piece of paper. It unwinds and unwinds and unwinds.]

I'm still a young adult with dreams filled his head and eyes full of stars but what I can tell you is that I love you madly!

As I write these few lines to you, it's pouring outside! But despite the noise of the rain I keep thinking of you! Your voice, I recognize it among all the noises of the world. You know, I'm a very fragile so I ask you not to hurt me like all the others before you have done!

[Girl giggle]

I must confess that even in your arms I warm in Alaska and for this reason that I spend my nights! You see, in your eyes the future is beautiful. Is that on your lips the time stops, that's why I want to kiss you forever! In your words I felt like I was walking in a beautiful book.

Recently your beautiful face has been placed as the only season in my eyes! What I write here, I truly believe! Every time I see you on my skin, I get chills walking around. I never felt that before. Whenever you come near me, my heart is in eruption. My love for you is a love unique things because you're a single person. For you I would invent words that are stronger than the famous "I love you."

I admired for a short time, now I love you like a baby!

[She pauses at that part and stares in shock and horror. Looks like the transulation thingie didn't work too well]

I mean, I love you like the perfect man!

I will do my best to make your life peaceful and make you happy! You know, in my life I have met many times love, but with you I feel like experience something different, something unique.

What I write has nothing to do with a novel, but in these sentences I'll reveal all my feelings.

[She tosses the note away.]


COME BACK TO ME!

[Pitiful cry.]

I want to see you beautiful manly face again...

[WHAT IS GOING ON.]
thewunderkind: (What in the world...)
[Just a few minute after the allotted time had passed]

Didn't find anything significant in the bloodstream of the three samples I had. I ran it against a wide list of poisons, which is why it took so long to finish. Just sugar. Mmm...cakes. Food would be nice, if I could find the strength to chew...I ran out of CalorieMates halfway...

If you're reading this, you've also probably realized you aren't dead. Congratulations, looks like someone was making fun of us. I'd say something about threatening with violence, but I'm so tired from staying up and trying to find a cure and figure what the poison was and a few things that needed my attention, like a certain blueish guy who acted like an idiot and I'd threaten you the most but you're an idiot and everyone should tell him that he is an idiot anyway, I'm not even half-sure what I'm writing at this point, my head just feels heavy. I guess I have a small headache too.

Bed sounds nice. I'll reply to your comments about how awesome it is to be not dead you when I get up. Yay, we all get to live.

Someone reading this please get me to my room, or else I'll just crash in the science labs.

Yeap.

Goodnight everybody.

[Private to Max, sent after she got up]

I've already sent a report of what you did to Hawke to Hachi. Had I really had to find a cure under 24 hours, you would have caused me to fail.

Don't try to do it again, unless you want me to come over and taser you, you dumb oaf.

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