In which Lash finally finishes the CSI Investigation

[thewunderkind]

[Just a few minute after the allotted time had passed]

Didn't find anything significant in the bloodstream of the three samples I had. I ran it against a wide list of poisons, which is why it took so long to finish. Just sugar. Mmm...cakes. Food would be nice, if I could find the strength to chew...I ran out of CalorieMates halfway...

If you're reading this, you've also probably realized you aren't dead. Congratulations, looks like someone was making fun of us. I'd say something about threatening with violence, but I'm so tired from staying up and trying to find a cure and figure what the poison was and a few things that needed my attention, like a certain blueish guy who acted like an idiot and I'd threaten you the most but you're an idiot and everyone should tell him that he is an idiot anyway, I'm not even half-sure what I'm writing at this point, my head just feels heavy. I guess I have a small headache too.

Bed sounds nice. I'll reply to your comments about how awesome it is to be not dead you when I get up. Yay, we all get to live.

Someone reading this please get me to my room, or else I'll just crash in the science labs.

Yeap.

Goodnight everybody.

[Private to Max, sent after she got up]
I've already sent a report of what you did to Hawke to Hachi. Had I really had to find a cure under 24 hours, you would have caused me to fail.

Don't try to do it again, unless you want me to come over and taser you, you dumb oaf.

Comments

[safetyglasses.livejournal.com]

[And then someone clicked her computer monitor off because he had been reading over her shoulder and carried her off the bed. Except he dropped her because her fro is a billion pounds what the heck do you even keep in there Lash.]

Private level 0.5

[tank-rockarms.livejournal.com]

Already told Nell about it, after I reported I wasn't actually dead.

I ain't gonna punch him again.

But I ain't sorry I punched him either.

Re: Private level 0.5

[thewunderkind]

YOU BROKE HIS NOSE.

Re: Private level 0.5

[tank-rockarms.livejournal.com]

Yeah, well, he killed how many hundreds of people in Green Earth? Broken nose seems like not that much for what he's done.

And he tried to shoot me in the back when I walked away, instead of confrontin' me like he should've if he wanted to duke it out.

I ain't sorry. I ain't gonna do it again. But I ain't sorry for causin' him a tiny, tiny bit of the pain and sufferin' he dished out on innocent civilians.

[geometricmagic.livejournal.com]

Did you test the food?

[thewunderkind]

Whatever I could find in Nancy's cafeteria.

[oso-tigre.livejournal.com]

What the actual fuck.

[thewunderkind]

Pretty much yeah.

[pitticus.livejournal.com]

I should have known...

[thewunderkind]

Thinking back, there was a lot of signs that spelled a ruse, but we didn't see them. You know how mob mentality is, right?

At least everyone is alive so...

[pitticus.livejournal.com]

Mob mentality... I'm unfamiliar with the phrase.

Yeah. Lucky us...

[thewunderkind]

You know how an entire herd moves together and flees at the same time, without questioning who started fleeing first?

Exactly like that.

[pitticus.livejournal.com]

Okay, now it makes sense. I get it. Just like how all of us went crazy thinking we were going to die. I think that the chaos made everyone feel like there should be a reason to feel scared. Sounds like what happened to me!

[thewunderkind]

Exactly. Even I didn't bother examining the message, as it got twisted during the day. It's not like anyone was recording it so...yeah.

You were afraid? Aren't you immortal?

[pitticus.livejournal.com]

Being immortal doesn't mean I can't die, you know. I've never been poisoned before, so I don't know if that kind of a thing can wipe me out.

[thewunderkind]

Immortality by definition means life eternal. Then again, all I knew about it is that Von Bolt desperately wanted to become immortal...

Maybe you should go ask Palutena.

[sicklypriest.livejournal.com]

That's strange! I thought I was certainly under a toxic spell of sorts. I feel all the symptoms. Hmm...

[thewunderkind]

I think maybe you just got normal food poisoning.

[sicklypriest.livejournal.com]

It... might just be! Though I can't think of anything that would...

um, scratch that. I think I've gone and consumed something I shouldn't... I-I assumed I was going to die, and I like ice cream, I really do, but my weak stomach can't handle it. So I thought, "why not!" That must be it... How foolish of me!

[ohjeffums.livejournal.com]

I'm glad we have everything sorted out now, at least. I really thought we were going to die!

[thewunderkind]

So what did you do during your last few hours?

[ohjeffums.livejournal.com]

Haha, worry, mostly! I was so scared like you wouldn't believe...

wrtaeth last tag I was expecting to get tagged <3

[thewunderkind]

Understandable. At least it's nice to know we get to live longer, right?

GOTTA TAG EM ALL

[ohjeffums.livejournal.com]

Right!