The most public thing ever

[thewunderkind]

>I SWEAR WHOEVER DID THIS, I WILL FUCKING FIND OUT WHO YOU ARE. I WILL FIND OUT WHO YOU ARE, AND I WILL MAKE YOU REGRET EVEN COMING UP WITH THIS STUPID IDEA IN THE FIRST PLACE.

YOU DON'T HAVE JUST ME TO CONTEMPT EITHER, I'VE GOT A BUNCH OF OTHER PEOPLE WHO YOU'VE ANGERED THAT WILL BE MORE THAN HAPPY TO PUT A BULLET TO YOUR HEAD. AND THOSE ARE THE NICE GUYS.

ME? HA! YOU'RE GONNA WISH IT WAS ONLY A BULLET TO YOUR HEAD. IF I WAS YOU I WOULD START WORRYING. I'M GOING TO FIND YOU. I DON'T CARE IF IT TAKES ONE DAY OR A WHOLE TEN YEARS!

I

AM

GOING TO FIND YOU.

Uh everyone else, I guess I am kinda sorry about what happened yesterday. And I'm not pregnant haha. And I'm still a virgin.

[Private to Zapdos]
Hey do you want to talk? I'm sorry. I'm sorry.
[Private]

[Private to Hawke]
Were you really going to kick me out of Black Hole?
[/Private]

Comments

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[puddingtrap.livejournal.com]

[Lash, you've successfully scared the hell out of Mikapii.]

[Unfortunately, there will seem to be no explanation for why he never talks to you again.]

[haswetpokemon.livejournal.com]

I knew I wouldn't be the only one! I'm... I'm sorry, too. For everything I said. I mean, I was just... I don't know what got into me! Or you, I guess.

And I promise you're not really ugly. You have a nice face! And... you'll find love out there. There's love for everyone who wants it!

[SHE FEELS SO BAD sob.]

[thewunderkind]

[Yeah okay...]

Uhhhh...sure. You too or something.

[haswetpokemon.livejournal.com]

[Okay, she. feels a bit better. Sorta. %D At least she's not still burning mad at her~]

Thanks...

Private

[black-hawke.livejournal.com]

If you had actually made such an irresponsible decision, yes.

Private

[thewunderkind]

Hey I'm not that dumb! I'm uh...sorry if it seemed that way. I don't know what I was thinking yesterday.

But what would you have done afterward? Left the school?

Re: Private

[black-hawke.livejournal.com]

You certainly sounded convinced.

I hadn't thought about it.

[video]

[betterthanawiki.livejournal.com]

[Just. Uxie. With the most amused smile of all time.]

[Woops I hadn't noticed it was a video which is why I hadn't replied DERP]

[thewunderkind]

[Just. Lash. Staring back.]

[I THOUGHT YOU DIDN'T LOVE ME ANYMORE 8*C ]

[betterthanawiki.livejournal.com]

Decided against that tattoo, then?

[blondprodigy.livejournal.com]

Everything's back to normal, then.

[thewunderkind]

You say it like it's a bad thing.

[blondprodigy.livejournal.com]

No, it's good!

[tank-rockarms.livejournal.com]

Wait you mean I got Maxwell drunk for no reason?

[thewunderkind]

WHY DID YOU GET HIM DRUNK IN THE FIRST PLACE?!

[oso-tigre.livejournal.com]

STOP BEING WEIRD, GOD.

[thewunderkind]

It wasn't my fault

private//unhackable;

[breaks-ground.livejournal.com]

[o_o <- totally his face]

Er, may I inquire as to what happened, Lash?

private//unhackable;

[thewunderkind]

You didn't see my post yesterday?

[will-be-god.livejournal.com]

I suspected as much.

[thewunderkind]

Har har har. Congrats, and go give yourself a medal.

[yellow-binesi.livejournal.com]

[Zapdos looks at the message.

He turns off the computer.

Sorry Lash, he doesn't want to do anything with you right now.]

[geometricmagic.livejournal.com]

I bet it was Mario--wait he's not here

*looks down on his list of people*

I bet it was Ganondorf's fault.

[thewunderkind]

It could be...

[black-flak.livejournal.com]

[Meanwhile Flak, while on the super secret mission that Hawke sent him on (because that is totally where he disappeared to,) senses that Lash is pissed. REALLY pissed. He suddenly feels a great twinge of pity for whoever has attracted Lash's wrath, and a great deal of sadness that he won't be able to see the results.]