In which this post can be seen as something that isn't a fish

[thewunderkind]

I don't believe this! KINDLE IS DEAD!

[Did she go to Hawke's room, look at the dead floating fish in the tank and return to her room to type this not realizing she typed it on the network instead of a private e-mail and that others might think she means the real Kindle? Possibly visiting her Commander's room to feed fish while Hawke was still asleep?

..yes. To both of those.]

Comments

[yellow-binesi.livejournal.com]

O sHiT u SrS?!?

And then no one realized it was a fish reading this for more terrible things

[thewunderkind]

Yeah, she's just floating over the body of water.

[thewunderkind]

She was pretty bloated too.

[yellow-binesi.livejournal.com]

u SuRe U dIdNt "AcCiDeNtAlLy" ShOcK hEr 2 DeAtH?

...In Which Danny is more perplexed by the text.

[time-mast3r.livejournal.com]

... Why is your text like that?

Don't ask reasons from this idiot bird 8'(

[yellow-binesi.livejournal.com]

WhY cAnT iT b??

Im BoReD.

BUT SHE MUST

[time-mast3r.livejournal.com]

...

...
That is rather childish.

hold oooooooooon to the niiiiiiiiiight

[black-hawke.livejournal.com]

[What.]

[black-hawke.livejournal.com]

[What.]

[black-hawke.livejournal.com]

[black-hawke.livejournal.com]

[Oh wait I mean]

[tank-rockarms.livejournal.com]

WHAT HOW WHO WHERE WHEN HOW DO YOU KNOW

[thewunderkind]

[WAIT WAIT WHY IS MAX SAYING THOSE...OOOOH.

OH MAN. OH MAN SHE CAN TOTALLY PRETEND THAT...Sorry Max, Lash is gonna mix this and keep being ambivalent.]

SHE WAS KINDA YOUNG BUT MAYBE IT WAS JUST HER TIME TO GO.

[tank-rockarms.livejournal.com]

THAT TELLS ME NOTHIN NOW TELL ME SOMETHIN HOW DID SHE DIE WHERE DID SHE DIE WHEN DID SHE DIE HOW DO YOU KNOW SHE DIED WERE THERE ANY WITNESSES YOU CAN'T BE SURE UNLESS YOU SAW HER DIE HERSELF IT'S PROBABLY A TRICK WHILE SHE GOES TO FRANCE FOR MORE MAKEUP.

[thewunderkind]

She was floating up the fish tank!

[getthisguyoffme.livejournal.com]

Oh my gosh, I'm so sorry! You have my condolences!

Was this Kindle person a friend of yours?

[Private]

[thewunderkind]

Nah actually she was a fish in a tank Hawke and I kept.

Re: [Private]

[getthisguyoffme.livejournal.com]

Oh. Sorry about his pet then.

[Private]

[thewunderkind]

Yeah we had them for two years before the first one died. Kinda ironic since the real Kindle is probably still alive and Sturm is dead.

[betterthanawiki.livejournal.com]

Come, now. E-books are a perfectly viable medium; paperless publishing vastly lowers costs, meaning more aspiring authors have the opportunity to...

...Ah. Wrong Kindle. Well, you have my condolences, wunderkind.

[thewunderkind]

What, did they seriously name an e-book after her?

[betterthanawiki.livejournal.com]

That would make for a rather dull story, don't you think?

[mecha-orange.livejournal.com]

[mecha-orange.livejournal.com]

If he is dead.

[mecha-orange.livejournal.com]

Does it means we dont have a common enemy anymore?