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Jul. 2nd, 2011 02:38 pmHey everyone!
It might be for my own birthday party, but I've prepared the best surprise for everyone else in the Stadium! You can all thank me when you get there, tee hee hee!
Please come in your swimsuit and bring plenty of lotion, you're going to need it!
And don't forget to bring me something in thanks if you haven't given me a present already! (she says that but you don't have to do it. It's just Lash being Lash) After all, only a wunderkind like me to could up with such a perfect plan as this!
Be there, or be dumb and square!
It might be for my own birthday party, but I've prepared the best surprise for everyone else in the Stadium! You can all thank me when you get there, tee hee hee!
Please come in your swimsuit and bring plenty of lotion, you're going to need it!
And don't forget to bring me something in thanks if you haven't given me a present already! (she says that but you don't have to do it. It's just Lash being Lash) After all, only a wunderkind like me to could up with such a perfect plan as this!
Be there, or be dumb and square!
Well since today is my birthday and I'm under school arrest for most of the summer meaning I can't go out anywhere...maybe I should plan something accordingly, tee hee hee!
It is the big 2 point 0, after all!
It is the big 2 point 0, after all!
[Private to Jeff]
May. 11th, 2011 07:19 pmARE YOU DONE WITH YOUR HOMEWORK YET, this waiting is getting really boring.
I want to try the balls already! It's been a few days.
I want to try the balls already! It's been a few days.
[The most Tsuntsun of mother's day]
May. 8th, 2011 04:00 am[Flurrie might have noticed a delivery of flowers on her doorstep along with an encryption;
Thanks.
-Lash
---
Hinawa....Lash wasn't sure if she should send anything but eventually she finally hovered over the appropriate bouquet and finally ordered it. And thus it was delivered to Flint and Hinawa's room.
There is no note, but Lash forgot to unclick the name option so the flowers have her nametag on it. Woops.
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Somewhere out there in the world, there is a bouquet addressed to one Lugia and Ho-oh. Lash isn't sure if it will reach them, but it's the thought that counts, right?]
Thanks.
-Lash
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Hinawa....Lash wasn't sure if she should send anything but eventually she finally hovered over the appropriate bouquet and finally ordered it. And thus it was delivered to Flint and Hinawa's room.
There is no note, but Lash forgot to unclick the name option so the flowers have her nametag on it. Woops.
---
Somewhere out there in the world, there is a bouquet addressed to one Lugia and Ho-oh. Lash isn't sure if it will reach them, but it's the thought that counts, right?]
EWWWWWWWW!
THAT WAS SO GROSS!
And uh, is everyone okay, I guess. The dead chicken gel appears to heal the up anything that got turned to stone, my nose is fine now. BUT IT SMELLS SO BAD.
THAT WAS SO GROSS!
And uh, is everyone okay, I guess. The dead chicken gel appears to heal the up anything that got turned to stone, my nose is fine now. BUT IT SMELLS SO BAD.
In which Lash looses a lot of chicks
Apr. 22nd, 2011 05:25 am[In regards to this post]
[Private to Claus]
I think the chickens turned into monsters! Then they all fled except one of them. He's in my hair right now, hissing at everything.
I called him Hissy.
[/Private]
...anyone seen fourteen baby chicks running around campus? They somehow broke free of the hex netting I had made for them in the abandoned warehouse nearby. I tagged them all with microchips to be able to follow them, but something is messing with my radar detector right now. Too much electrical interference... sometimes I see blips but they are moving around so fast!
They are white with spikes and ...hold on lemme take a picture of the last one left.
[Hissy.jpg]
[[Aris did this picture it is awesome.]]
[Private to Claus]
I think the chickens turned into monsters! Then they all fled except one of them. He's in my hair right now, hissing at everything.
I called him Hissy.
[/Private]
...anyone seen fourteen baby chicks running around campus? They somehow broke free of the hex netting I had made for them in the abandoned warehouse nearby. I tagged them all with microchips to be able to follow them, but something is messing with my radar detector right now. Too much electrical interference... sometimes I see blips but they are moving around so fast!
They are white with spikes and ...hold on lemme take a picture of the last one left.
[Hissy.jpg]
[[Aris did this picture it is awesome.]]
[TWIN BIRTHDAY BASH] [PUBLIC POST]
Apr. 20th, 2011 09:03 am( SO I HEARD IT WAS THE BIRTHDAY OF THAT BLONDE HAIRED KID AND THE ORANGE HAIRED KID THAT I REALLY LIKE. MAYBE THERE ARE PRESENTS AND A BEAUTIFUL CAKE AFTER THIS CUT?! )
[PUBLIC VIDEO MESSAGE]
The end of the year is getting nearer and nearer! You know what that means, especially for all those students lucky enough to be in my class!
END OF YEAR FINALS!
Tee hee hee! I can't wait to show all of you the final surprise I've got reserved, it's going to be a BLAST! Not to mention anyone on campus can come, you just don't get noted for it like all the others do!
Just a little friendly warning ahead of time, that's all! See you guys in a few weeks with more information!
And no one talk about what happened in the kissing boot or else I'll make your computer explode.
[PUBLIC VIDEO MESSAGE]
The end of the year is getting nearer and nearer! You know what that means, especially for all those students lucky enough to be in my class!
END OF YEAR FINALS!
Tee hee hee! I can't wait to show all of you the final surprise I've got reserved, it's going to be a BLAST! Not to mention anyone on campus can come, you just don't get noted for it like all the others do!
Just a little friendly warning ahead of time, that's all! See you guys in a few weeks with more information!
A return to normality
Mar. 16th, 2011 09:31 pm( [A narration] )
[Public to all]
I don't remember anything. Someone fill me in from what I don't know?
However I...the other, dumber me talked to a lot of people and she was dumb, sorry!
I'm the real, full me and a thousand times better.
[/public]
[Private to Hawke]
Do you remember anything?
[/Private]
[Public to all]
I don't remember anything. Someone fill me in from what I don't know?
However I...the other, dumber me talked to a lot of people and she was dumb, sorry!
I'm the real, full me and a thousand times better.
[/public]
[Private to Hawke]
Do you remember anything?
[/Private]
...are you guys watching the news?
Please tell me it's a joke.
Please.
please....
Please tell me it's a joke.
Please.
please....
Following where fate leads me
Feb. 23rd, 2011 05:16 am( [Narration, 23rd Birthdays on the 23rd in Scotland] )
( Private to Zapdos, unhackable )
( Private to Hawke, unhackable )
( Private to Claus, unhackable )
( Private to Lucas, Ness, Poo, Paula and Tony. What is tact, somewhat hackable )
( Private to Bulba, unhackable )
[PUBLIC POST]
Hey! After talking with Ninten last week, I've been thinking. And for a wunderkind like me, thinking is a snap! But who would be interested in having tank lessons? I could ask the nerd guy who runs the driver's ed...or wait! He's too nerdy, no need for him! I know! I'll just have them during MY CLASS, it's the best class anyway. Riding tanks is really fun, tee hee hee, you should all come next time and see how it is!
( Private to Zapdos, unhackable )
( Private to Hawke, unhackable )
( Private to Claus, unhackable )
( Private to Lucas, Ness, Poo, Paula and Tony. What is tact, somewhat hackable )
( Private to Bulba, unhackable )
[PUBLIC POST]
Hey! After talking with Ninten last week, I've been thinking. And for a wunderkind like me, thinking is a snap! But who would be interested in having tank lessons? I could ask the nerd guy who runs the driver's ed...or wait! He's too nerdy, no need for him! I know! I'll just have them during MY CLASS, it's the best class anyway. Riding tanks is really fun, tee hee hee, you should all come next time and see how it is!
TSUN TSUN TSUN
Feb. 14th, 2011 07:22 pmI'M STAYING IN MY ROOM! VALENTINE'S IS A STUPID HOLIDAY ANYWAY.
[But she did eat all the candy and chocolates given to her by her friends.]
[But she did eat all the candy and chocolates given to her by her friends.]
[There is an e-mail in all of the school's addresses this Wednesday night!]
LOVE-O-MATIC THANKS ALL OF YOU FOR FILLING OUT OUR SURVEY. YOUR COOPERATION IS MOST CERTAINLY APPRECIATED.
AFTER CAREFUL CALCULATIONS, THESE ARE THE RESULTS FOUND IN OUR DATABASE. PLEASE NOTE THAT THE MARGIN OF ERROR IS 0.01% BASED ON DATA ENTERED. KEEP IN MIND, THE PERSON YOU MIGHT HAVE A CRUSH ON MIGHT HAVE SOMEONE ELSE CRUSHING ON THEM SECRETLY. LESSON LEARNED; IF YOU WANT SOMETHING TO HAPPEN YOU GOTTA DO IT YOURSELF. DON'T LET LOVE LINGER!
CONGRATULATIONS TO OUR TOP SCORERS!
GOOD LUCK IN YOUR QUEST FOR LOVE, SMASH ACADEMY!
- THE LOVETRON ROBOT.
( [The Results] )
LOVE-O-MATIC THANKS ALL OF YOU FOR FILLING OUT OUR SURVEY. YOUR COOPERATION IS MOST CERTAINLY APPRECIATED.
AFTER CAREFUL CALCULATIONS, THESE ARE THE RESULTS FOUND IN OUR DATABASE. PLEASE NOTE THAT THE MARGIN OF ERROR IS 0.01% BASED ON DATA ENTERED. KEEP IN MIND, THE PERSON YOU MIGHT HAVE A CRUSH ON MIGHT HAVE SOMEONE ELSE CRUSHING ON THEM SECRETLY. LESSON LEARNED; IF YOU WANT SOMETHING TO HAPPEN YOU GOTTA DO IT YOURSELF. DON'T LET LOVE LINGER!
CONGRATULATIONS TO OUR TOP SCORERS!
GOOD LUCK IN YOUR QUEST FOR LOVE, SMASH ACADEMY!
- THE LOVETRON ROBOT.
( [The Results] )
( [No one left to loose] )
[Public post]
[this was edited in after she talked with Zapdos]
I'm sure you'll all find this out soon anyway from the RA's so whatever. Maxwell has been invited to go to Scotland for large rocks and sea dinosaur research as the Department Head Leader Researcher.
[end fake edit]
I'll be in my room for this weekend.
[However, those who may have seen her in the corridors might have noticed she is lacking her tell-tale earrings.]
[Private to Vinnie, unhackable]
Hey um...sorry about what happened with the whole punching you and everything.
[Private to Tony, unhackable]
...are you okay?
[Public post]
[this was edited in after she talked with Zapdos]
I'm sure you'll all find this out soon anyway from the RA's so whatever. Maxwell has been invited to go to Scotland for large rocks and sea dinosaur research as the Department Head Leader Researcher.
[end fake edit]
I'll be in my room for this weekend.
[However, those who may have seen her in the corridors might have noticed she is lacking her tell-tale earrings.]
[Private to Vinnie, unhackable]
Hey um...sorry about what happened with the whole punching you and everything.
[Private to Tony, unhackable]
...are you okay?
YOUR ATTENTION PLEASE
Feb. 1st, 2011 08:33 pm[There is now a public e-mail in all of the school's mailboxes that seems to becoming from lovemachinen1@smash.gov
Upon opening it, the e-mail is as follows.]
YOUR ATTENTION PLEASE!
Despite numerous warnings, student Milimili has continued to harass the love machine. Therefore, databanks are being overflowed into mass e-mail as a lesson.
Records indicate that;
- Milimili enjoys crushing with herself
- Claims to be dating Red, Volgin and Gideon
- Has crushes on the following people;
- Cyrus
- Izzy
- Lyra
- Raikov
- Max
- Sasha
As data kept being changed, we suspect most of the information to be falsified.
Thank you for your continued patronage of Love Calculator Bot 3000. Rest assured that any other information not regarding this incident will be kept confidential unless you try to tamper with the results like she did, and there will be three warnings.
Have a nice day.
- Your friendly neighborhood lovebot
Upon opening it, the e-mail is as follows.]
YOUR ATTENTION PLEASE!
Despite numerous warnings, student Milimili has continued to harass the love machine. Therefore, databanks are being overflowed into mass e-mail as a lesson.
Records indicate that;
- Milimili enjoys crushing with herself
- Claims to be dating Red, Volgin and Gideon
- Has crushes on the following people;
- Cyrus
- Izzy
- Lyra
- Raikov
- Max
- Sasha
As data kept being changed, we suspect most of the information to be falsified.
Thank you for your continued patronage of Love Calculator Bot 3000. Rest assured that any other information not regarding this incident will be kept confidential unless you try to tamper with the results like she did, and there will be three warnings.
Have a nice day.
- Your friendly neighborhood lovebot
[Smash Academy.
After being distracted for a while, Lash finally set up what she had wanted to do since right before Christmas. After hacking into the database, setting up permissions, tricking the hands to fund it, there is now a strange machine in the main common room.
A Crush Love Tester & Compatibility Machine!
It's so simple!
- Enter your name. You see that hand thing? It scans your hand. Yes, SBG has a hand database. The school is run by hands. No cheating allowed, sorry!
- Enter the name of the people you crush on. Don't worry! The whole thing is confidential and private! (Except to Lash who has it hooked to her database woops)
- The machine calculates how compatible you are based on the school records (it's passed by a randomizer, sorry). It also gives you some advice! It's like Ganondorf's stuff only with less dickchairs!
- Good news! It also sends you an e-mail if someone else likes you!! It's almost like match making! Only you have no idea who does.
- Top ten people with the must crushes! Surely that will not cause discomfort and unpopularity to no one, that would be very silly. (She's hoping it does and will rig the results)
- It's free!
- It rates how sexy you are (randomizer again)
- It gives you a neat charm bracelet in one of 12 colors for participating!
- Did we mention it's completely confidential?
...What do you mean this is just an overly elaborate plot in the hopes that someone actually thinks Max isn't so bad looking to keep him occupied while Lash and Hawke do other things? Don't be silly, Lash was born to do overly elaborate crazy plots.
And you know, she is kinda curious too.
Don't falter now! When the time is right, go and enter all the data on the machine and hope for the best results!
OOC: Fill it out with as many of your characters as you like. Teachers and students alike, the more there is, the more chaotic the end results will be.]
After being distracted for a while, Lash finally set up what she had wanted to do since right before Christmas. After hacking into the database, setting up permissions, tricking the hands to fund it, there is now a strange machine in the main common room.
A Crush Love Tester & Compatibility Machine!
It's so simple!
- Enter your name. You see that hand thing? It scans your hand. Yes, SBG has a hand database. The school is run by hands. No cheating allowed, sorry!
- Enter the name of the people you crush on. Don't worry! The whole thing is confidential and private! (Except to Lash who has it hooked to her database woops)
- The machine calculates how compatible you are based on the school records (it's passed by a randomizer, sorry). It also gives you some advice! It's like Ganondorf's stuff only with less dickchairs!
- Good news! It also sends you an e-mail if someone else likes you!! It's almost like match making! Only you have no idea who does.
- Top ten people with the must crushes! Surely that will not cause discomfort and unpopularity to no one, that would be very silly. (She's hoping it does and will rig the results)
- It's free!
- It rates how sexy you are (randomizer again)
- It gives you a neat charm bracelet in one of 12 colors for participating!
- Did we mention it's completely confidential?
...What do you mean this is just an overly elaborate plot in the hopes that someone actually thinks Max isn't so bad looking to keep him occupied while Lash and Hawke do other things? Don't be silly, Lash was born to do overly elaborate crazy plots.
And you know, she is kinda curious too.
Don't falter now! When the time is right, go and enter all the data on the machine and hope for the best results!
OOC: Fill it out with as many of your characters as you like. Teachers and students alike, the more there is, the more chaotic the end results will be.]
[After keeping it hidden for a while, Lash takes the time on a not-too-busy Tuesday night to read from the book she stole from a place that her and Claus no doubt burned down last week. Hey, she's got a lot on her mind and it would better for her to get educated about certain things, right? Better than asking Robotnik, in any case.
She can't read it in her room, not with Kumatora there. Kumatora should be the LAST person learning about this book. Placing a comic over it, she is sitting in the corner of the common room, watching to make sure no one notices and putting it away when they do, pretending to be preparing notes for her next class. But sometimes she's so mesmerized in her reading that the inevitable happens, and...]
She can't read it in her room, not with Kumatora there. Kumatora should be the LAST person learning about this book. Placing a comic over it, she is sitting in the corner of the common room, watching to make sure no one notices and putting it away when they do, pretending to be preparing notes for her next class. But sometimes she's so mesmerized in her reading that the inevitable happens, and...]
