In which Lash acts a little strange

[thewunderkind]

[There is a video. It looks like Lash, but she is clutching a...heart pillow? She's probably been drugged, right? There is a dreamlike sigh.]

Oh Alejandro... [she turns to the camera]

Hey Smash Academy. I was on fire yessterday that was weird but WHO CARES ABOUT THAT AND WHAT HAPPENED. You know the new student, [dreamlike sigh] Alejandro? Well he's mine! No one is to touch him but me, got that?

[And another dreamful sigh] Alejandro, Alejandro...where are you? [She gazes at the heart pillow before returning to love-filled gazed at the camera. It is tilted into a myspace angle so you can better see the goods.]

Alejandro! This is for you! I found this letter in french~ and I thought about learning the language for you but that would take too long, so I used a transulating program to do it for me! I hope you are watching this because [Single tear, she wipes it away.] I miss you so much.

[She takes out a piece of paper. It unwinds and unwinds and unwinds.]

I'm still a young adult with dreams filled his head and eyes full of stars but what I can tell you is that I love you madly!

As I write these few lines to you, it's pouring outside! But despite the noise of the rain I keep thinking of you! Your voice, I recognize it among all the noises of the world. You know, I'm a very fragile so I ask you not to hurt me like all the others before you have done!

[Girl giggle]

I must confess that even in your arms I warm in Alaska and for this reason that I spend my nights! You see, in your eyes the future is beautiful. Is that on your lips the time stops, that's why I want to kiss you forever! In your words I felt like I was walking in a beautiful book.

Recently your beautiful face has been placed as the only season in my eyes! What I write here, I truly believe! Every time I see you on my skin, I get chills walking around. I never felt that before. Whenever you come near me, my heart is in eruption. My love for you is a love unique things because you're a single person. For you I would invent words that are stronger than the famous "I love you."

I admired for a short time, now I love you like a baby!

[She pauses at that part and stares in shock and horror. Looks like the transulation thingie didn't work too well]

I mean, I love you like the perfect man!

I will do my best to make your life peaceful and make you happy! You know, in my life I have met many times love, but with you I feel like experience something different, something unique.

What I write has nothing to do with a novel, but in these sentences I'll reveal all my feelings.

[She tosses the note away.]

COME BACK TO ME!

[Pitiful cry.]

I want to see you beautiful manly face again...

[WHAT IS GOING ON.]

Comments

[orangestarbeats]

Wut.

[thewunderkind]

What's wrong Jake?

[No actual post BUT]

[puddingtrap.livejournal.com]

[Oh god.]

[Oh god.]

[WHAT IS THIS? Are the effects stronger for humans!? It was supposed to wear off faster than that...!!]

[I... I need to go hide that costume somewhere far far away.]



[And then he did.]

Re: [No actual post BUT]

[new-moon-prince.livejournal.com]

[HAS THE ONGOING LOVE LETTER SAGA BETWEEN SILVER/BLACKY TAUGHT YOU NOTHING OF THE SIDE EFFECTS OF POKEMON USING ATTRACT ON HUMANS?

their thread hasn't happened yet but if Alejandro uses attract Silver is too busy trying to erase the gay thoughts from his head to make an entry. Or. Do anything at all.]

[black-hawke.livejournal.com]

[What

what is this

who is Alejandro]

Are you ill?

[thewunderkind]

Hi Hawke! Did you see him too?

~~Alejandro~~~

[whitedeviljack.livejournal.com]

Who are you and what have you done with Lash?

[thewunderkind]

OH. It's the nerd.

TEXT TEXT TEXT TEXT TEXT

[tank-rockarms.livejournal.com]

Lash is this some pet-name you got for Maxwell?

[thewunderkind]

What? No!

♥♥~Alejandro~♥♥ could never be Maxwell! Their sizes are very different! Besides, Maxwell never dipped me in his arms and told me he loved me!

[safetyglasses.livejournal.com]

[CAN YOU HEAR THAT. IT'S THE SOUND OF MAXWELL'S CRYSTALLINE SELF-ESTEEM AND ALSO HEART AND ALSO SOME OTHER THINGS BREAKING. ... Except wait!]

Still working on dares?

[Hohoho, good job Maxwell, you sly dog, hohoho.]

[thewunderkind]

Nope. I'm just waiting for ♥♥~Alejandro~♥♥ to come back.

Ooooh. ♥♥~Alejandro~♥♥

SUDDENLY

[black-hawke.livejournal.com]

[HAWKE RAN OUT OF FURNITURE TO FLIP

HE'S COMIN OVER TO FLIP YOURS]

[thewunderkind]

[Guess what is playing in the speakers all around the apartment as she does...more girly like things like suddenly she is wearing an apron? Most pregnant girls online seem to look like that.]

[will-be-god.livejournal.com]

............

...


...

......


(yes, you get ELLIPSIES LEADING TO ELLIPSIES.)

[thewunderkind]

I think your keyboard leaked!

What's the matter, cat caught your tongue?

[TRAINWRECK IN 3... 2... ]

[rivalsweetscent]

What the heck are you talking about. Alejandro was totally with me.

Re: [TRAINWRECK IN 3... 2... ]

[thewunderkind]

Uh no.

We're having a child together.

[yellow-binesi.livejournal.com]

What the hell are you talking about?

[thewunderkind]

I'm pregnant with the love of my life!

[geometricmagic.livejournal.com]

[after going through the other comments]

You're pregnant.

You can't be pregnant.

[thewunderkind]

Why not.

If Bowser can have kids, why couldn't I?

[Private-o]

[betterthanawiki.livejournal.com]

[Oh my.

First Uxie was like this (http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v651/snapdragon_sk/reaction/1zyadxhjpg.gif). Then he was like this (http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v651/snapdragon_sk/reaction/1269586194238.gif). Then he was like this (http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v651/snapdragon_sk/reaction/6tiera.gif).

But then he was like this. (http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v651/snapdragon_sk/reaction/14k88r4.gif) WAIT A MINUTE.....

He sees what's going on here. And it's HILARIOUS.]

Ah, young love.

[Private-o]

[thewunderkind]

You're not here to take him away from me, are you?

vids

[blondprodigy.livejournal.com]

[W-what. THERE'S. NO REASON TO FEEL SLIGHTLY JEALOUS??? Actually he is more concerned that Lash is acting like this AT ALL EVER.]

Lash?! Lash?! LAAAAAAAAAAAAAAASH?!

Re: vids

[thewunderkind]

WHAT.

[4x4-of-manly.livejournal.com]

Folks say love makes you do crazy things but this takes the cake.

[thewunderkind]

I don't have cake.

[VIDEO]

[hunter-ghor.livejournal.com]

[Even though he's not in his suit he's still got his fingers in USB slots so no Mr. Nice Guy.]

I was hoping you'd make a better impression the second time around. I was wrong.

Re: [VIDEO]

[thewunderkind]

Yeah yeah yeah, like I care.

[haswetpokemon.livejournal.com]

... What are you talking about?!

Alejandro's mine! He loves me, and that's the truth!

[thewunderkind]

Teeheehee! Yeah like anyone would ever love YOU.

[brattykoopa.livejournal.com]

More stupid love letters? Way to miss the bandwagon.

[Private]

[thewunderkind]

Way to be an ugly old lame koopa who no one would ever want to go out with.

[pitticus.livejournal.com]

Lash?

I don't... mean to make you mad at me or anything, but you're seriously scaring me.

[thewunderkind]

Why? I've never felt better in my life before.

[boxingmidget.livejournal.com]

[Uh.]

...Lash, you feelin' alright?

[thewunderkind]

PERFECTLY FINE. You wanna come to my wedding?