thewunderkind: (Cute Love)
Lash ([personal profile] thewunderkind) wrote2010-11-02 12:10 am

In which Lash acts a little strange

[There is a video. It looks like Lash, but she is clutching a...heart pillow? She's probably been drugged, right? There is a dreamlike sigh.]

Oh Alejandro... [she turns to the camera]

Hey Smash Academy. I was on fire yessterday that was weird but WHO CARES ABOUT THAT AND WHAT HAPPENED. You know the new student, [dreamlike sigh] Alejandro? Well he's mine! No one is to touch him but me, got that?

[And another dreamful sigh] Alejandro, Alejandro...where are you? [She gazes at the heart pillow before returning to love-filled gazed at the camera. It is tilted into a myspace angle so you can better see the goods.]

Alejandro! This is for you! I found this letter in french~ and I thought about learning the language for you but that would take too long, so I used a transulating program to do it for me! I hope you are watching this because [Single tear, she wipes it away.] I miss you so much.

[She takes out a piece of paper. It unwinds and unwinds and unwinds.]

I'm still a young adult with dreams filled his head and eyes full of stars but what I can tell you is that I love you madly!

As I write these few lines to you, it's pouring outside! But despite the noise of the rain I keep thinking of you! Your voice, I recognize it among all the noises of the world. You know, I'm a very fragile so I ask you not to hurt me like all the others before you have done!

[Girl giggle]

I must confess that even in your arms I warm in Alaska and for this reason that I spend my nights! You see, in your eyes the future is beautiful. Is that on your lips the time stops, that's why I want to kiss you forever! In your words I felt like I was walking in a beautiful book.

Recently your beautiful face has been placed as the only season in my eyes! What I write here, I truly believe! Every time I see you on my skin, I get chills walking around. I never felt that before. Whenever you come near me, my heart is in eruption. My love for you is a love unique things because you're a single person. For you I would invent words that are stronger than the famous "I love you."

I admired for a short time, now I love you like a baby!

[She pauses at that part and stares in shock and horror. Looks like the transulation thingie didn't work too well]

I mean, I love you like the perfect man!

I will do my best to make your life peaceful and make you happy! You know, in my life I have met many times love, but with you I feel like experience something different, something unique.

What I write has nothing to do with a novel, but in these sentences I'll reveal all my feelings.

[She tosses the note away.]


COME BACK TO ME!

[Pitiful cry.]

I want to see you beautiful manly face again...

[WHAT IS GOING ON.]
raced_god: (Facepaaaalm)

Falcon cannot stand watching this any more.

[personal profile] raced_god 2010-11-02 05:24 am (UTC)(link)
It means she's having a baby.

[identity profile] ionianmode.livejournal.com 2010-11-02 05:27 am (UTC)(link)
I did not ask you!

Where is the baby, Lash? Can I see it?
raced_god: (SRSFACE)

[personal profile] raced_god 2010-11-02 05:28 am (UTC)(link)
I'm telling you anyway, because Lash seems incapable of coherent thought. If she's pregnant, she hasn't had the baby yet.
raced_god: (Y SO SRS)

[personal profile] raced_god 2010-11-02 05:30 am (UTC)(link)
Nine months.

You are a moron.

[identity profile] ionianmode.livejournal.com 2010-11-02 05:34 am (UTC)(link)
And he leaves his dirty socks on the couch!
raced_god: (YOUUUUUUUUUUUUU)

[personal profile] raced_god 2010-11-02 05:36 am (UTC)(link)
It's my couch.

[identity profile] ionianmode.livejournal.com 2010-11-02 05:37 am (UTC)(link)
If you are allowed to say things about Lash's baby I am allowed to say things about your couch!
raced_god: (So goddamn stoic hell yeah)

[personal profile] raced_god 2010-11-02 05:38 am (UTC)(link)
That doesn't even make any sense.
raced_god: (Looking kinda hot.)

[personal profile] raced_god 2010-11-02 05:39 am (UTC)(link)
Nobody does that.

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[identity profile] ionianmode.livejournal.com 2010-11-02 05:41 am (UTC)(link)
Lash that is terrible. It would drip all over the couch.

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[identity profile] ionianmode.livejournal.com 2010-11-02 05:42 am (UTC)(link)
Papa I am never going to sit on your couch again.
raced_god: (Facepaaaalm)

[personal profile] raced_god 2010-11-02 05:43 am (UTC)(link)
You two are completely out of your minds.

[identity profile] ionianmode.livejournal.com 2010-11-02 05:44 am (UTC)(link)
Papa you are just jealous because Lash is going to get a baby in 11 months.
raced_god: (I am displeased)

[personal profile] raced_god 2010-11-02 05:45 am (UTC)(link)
Oh my God I don't pee anywhere but in the toilet you two are disgusting.

I bet she's not even pregnant.
raced_god: (Word up G)

[personal profile] raced_god 2010-11-02 05:59 am (UTC)(link)
Okay. Enjoy never seeing Alejandro again, probably.

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