[There is a video. It looks like Lash, but she is clutching a...heart pillow? She's probably been drugged, right? There is a dreamlike sigh.]

Oh Alejandro... [she turns to the camera]

Hey Smash Academy. I was on fire yessterday that was weird but WHO CARES ABOUT THAT AND WHAT HAPPENED. You know the new student, [dreamlike sigh] Alejandro? Well he's mine! No one is to touch him but me, got that?

[And another dreamful sigh] Alejandro, Alejandro...where are you? [She gazes at the heart pillow before returning to love-filled gazed at the camera. It is tilted into a myspace angle so you can better see the goods.]

Alejandro! This is for you! I found this letter in french~ and I thought about learning the language for you but that would take too long, so I used a transulating program to do it for me! I hope you are watching this because [Single tear, she wipes it away.] I miss you so much.

[She takes out a piece of paper. It unwinds and unwinds and unwinds.]

I'm still a young adult with dreams filled his head and eyes full of stars but what I can tell you is that I love you madly!

As I write these few lines to you, it's pouring outside! But despite the noise of the rain I keep thinking of you! Your voice, I recognize it among all the noises of the world. You know, I'm a very fragile so I ask you not to hurt me like all the others before you have done!

[Girl giggle]

I must confess that even in your arms I warm in Alaska and for this reason that I spend my nights! You see, in your eyes the future is beautiful. Is that on your lips the time stops, that's why I want to kiss you forever! In your words I felt like I was walking in a beautiful book.

Recently your beautiful face has been placed as the only season in my eyes! What I write here, I truly believe! Every time I see you on my skin, I get chills walking around. I never felt that before. Whenever you come near me, my heart is in eruption. My love for you is a love unique things because you're a single person. For you I would invent words that are stronger than the famous "I love you."

I admired for a short time, now I love you like a baby!

[She pauses at that part and stares in shock and horror. Looks like the transulation thingie didn't work too well]

I mean, I love you like the perfect man!

I will do my best to make your life peaceful and make you happy! You know, in my life I have met many times love, but with you I feel like experience something different, something unique.

What I write has nothing to do with a novel, but in these sentences I'll reveal all my feelings.

[She tosses the note away.]

COME BACK TO ME!

[Pitiful cry.]

I want to see you beautiful manly face again...

[WHAT IS GOING ON.]

wooooow.

i never knew vodka was that strong. it tastes so bad too until you give it a few shots. did you know it's 40%, or sometimes 60% pure alcohol? maaaan it's kinda twisted when you think about it because they use the same stuff for rocket fuel.tee hee heeeeeeeeeeeeeeee, woops I didn't lift my finger.like thisssssssssssssss.

so! rocket fuel.i wonder if i could jump off the building then then BLAST OFF.wooooooosh!

you know it's nice that it wasn't raining outside, it was kinda hard to come back here from the town tee hee. it was nice, everyone was partying so muuuch! awww yeah! I feel down the hill once but I rolled down, so it was okay!

I...think I'm in my room. yeap! Those look likekumatora's socks. Man, you should wash them, they smell nasty!nasty nasty nasty!

Well that was fun. we should do this again.

Oh oh! Prof ganondorf. g-dorf. Yeah, sorry about your shack. it got kinda busted a little bit. BOOOOOM! wood burns. who would have known.